Your tasks - 001 ---

Document "Management": Accidentally discovering and then mismanaging highly sensitive documents. Ability to say "I was just trying to do a good job" in a convincing manner is a must.
Moral Compass (Optional): Providing occasional, awkward moral support. Note: Your moral compass may be recalibrated to suit our family's dynamic.
Event Attendance: Attending high-profile events, standing awkwardly at the edges, and making serendipitous connections that somehow advance your position within the empire.
Family Feud Participation: Acting as an unwitting pawn in family power plays. Bonus points if you can remain blissfully unaware of your role in the grand scheme.
Crisis Management: Handling minor crises with a mix of panic, improvisation, and sheer luck.